Sunday, January 30, 2011

Handful of Hopefully Humorous Rankings - Week9

The good news is I actually got a few emails from folks saying they loved last week's post. The bad news is I didn't put up a post last week. Below is a brand new set of 4. Hope you enjoy.

1. Ohio State –The Buckeyes have a super-frosh named Jared Sullinger. That sounds a lot like J.D Salinger. Hmm. Now I know J.D is dead (supposedly) but I wonder if they are actually the same person. Crazy? Well, I’m willing to bet that no one ever saw Sullinger and Salinger in the same room together.

9.BYU – I got swooped up in the Jimmer Fredette Mania. I even started calling myself Davider. It didn’t last long though. No, not because the Cougars lost to New Mexico. But because my friends started calling me “Der”.

26. Cincinnati –The shorts of two players for the Bearcats fell down during the game against Notre Dame. That’s a problem. Notre Dame actually has a bigger problem - half their cheerleading squad has requested to transfer to Cincinnati.

38. Tennessee – Critics claim that Brian Williams isn’t concentrating while on the court. His coaches claim that may be due to his academic pressures. Really? I’d say it’s due to the rigors of that gig he has with the NBC Nightly News.

Take it easy,
Dave

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