Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Hopefully Humorous Rankings 2011-12 (#3)

Here's my quite belated 3rd installment of some hopefully humorous rankings. I'm going straight chalk with these. Well, other than #4.

1.Kentucky - The NCAA might want to think about re-instituting the the rule that freshmen can't play on the varsity team. No, not for any academic reason. But so Kentucky wouldn't be able to field a varsity team.

2.Syracuse - The US Green Building Council gave an award to SU's Melo Center for being a high performance green building. Unfortunately, it's namesake, Carmelo Anthony, is a bit disappointed. He was hoping that the building would be orange.

3.Misssouri - I love how this school refers to itself as Mizzou. Though swapping each s for a z looks pretty cool, I really love how they dumped the "RI" - something everyone from New England dreams of.

5.Kanasas - the Naismith Committee has announced that the KU student section is amongst the finalists for the student section of the year. For the Jayhawk fans to win they just need one thing - that the Naismith Committee has a very loose definition of student.

My latest "Things That Might Annoy . . . A Duke Fan" - Ask him why the mascot is compelled to dress like former Chicago Bear Jim McMahon.

Take it easy,
Dave

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